Oh Benny, how you've won me over with this precious precious gift. I don't even care that you eat all the leftovers before I get a chance to open the fridge, use all the toilet paper without unwrapping a new roll, or get me an autograph with your name instead of mine. So, Benny, this post is completely dedicated to you.
Oh, and just in case you forgot who Mike Teevee is, or (God forbid) you've never seen Willy Wonka:
He's the brown-haired kid in the front.
Mike Teevee? Benny, you've really outdone yourself this time.
And that's why I like Cousin Benny.